The third Transformers movie, “Transformers: Dark Of The Moon”  has just released its first trailer- which reveals some good trash:

Okay that was awesome- and id have to get out of the way that… the storyline for the Transformer movies make absolutely zero sense now.

So the Mars thing was surprising to the president and all, and it caught them off guard… even though they already found transformers in the Moon???? And it was almost caught on live television!? are you fucking serious?

Whatever ive stopped trying to give these movies logic and learned to enjoy them.

Jeremy just got the following roles.

1)Hawkeye in the Avengers. (which promises multiple movies, and a possible spin-off)

2)Main character in the next Mission Impossible movie. (“Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol“)

3) Oscar Winning Hurt Locker

So if you do the math, Jeremy has officially trumped Will Smith and Brad Pitt in the “always gets the cool roles” area. Both Will and Smith have reached a level of their career that all successful actors reach. The “Im so famous, you dont ask for me to be in your movie…. I have the power to choose what I want to be in” stage. So they stop getting the cool roles, and go racing for Oscars.

Well, Mr Renner hasn’t exactly reached that point yet, but give this fucker seven years and hell be money. One could make the argument that Statham gets better roles, but hes getting older. As Renner is just getting more badass roles and he’s still relatively young.

Not saying he’s a better actor, but the dude just landed a bunch of beast roles. Anyone you can think about that’s a better upcoming action actor? I mean before this all he was- was the S.W.A.T. villain and that guy from 28 Weeks Later. Look at him now.

Woah! So Azazel is going to be in this movie? That’s more news to me then actually seeing this first look at the upcoming X-MEN movie.

Its Jason Flemyng (who ALWAYS gets stuck with the role of the freak, but also knocks it out of the park everytime)

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And yeah- as you all read below he is playing the role of no other then Azael! This is the guy who is a DEMON, and in Biblical times, he fought Angels and was able to come to our dimension because of his teleporting powers, on earth- and mate with Earth’s most grotesque women…. so he met Mystique in Germany. And guess who came out after they fucked- yep… Nightcrawler.

This is the biological father of Nightcrawler!

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I mean, I was actually more excited about seeing some pictures of BEAST as a young kid but… this will do!!!! Awesome!

What do you guys think?

(oh btw here’s Emma Frost)

Woah! Since im back, the questions box is FILLED.

I AM SORRY, everyone, about the not- updated website, Im taking care of it now, weve only been back for a couple of days.

Thank you for all your questions, here they are:

1- Rain: I want news on Megan Fox!

2-MeeboGuest: I want news on Michelle Rodriguez

3- Oliver: Is the Transformers 3 script on your site real?

4-Meeboguest:  Hoax GI Joe 2 script

5- 1052- Where are the scripts?

If your question isnt up there its because it was a fucking stupid one, (lol) ill be making this podcast today and AARON and I should do one soon (didnt know? yeah- over radio blog, now you know!!)

If you want anything else discussed here, type it in and well fit it in.

It’s going to suck.

Not because It’s Mark Wahlberg (which usually does the trick) but because it’s a video game movie. How can one make a Prince Of Persia movie and have it suck? Thats fucking hard to do. Same with Hitman, and both those movies blew chunks. Cardinal Law: Videogame movies suck. Theres also the reversal, movie videogames also suck.

The story of Dude Raider (Drake from Uncharted) is pretty much that of a male Lara Croft. Nothing amazing about it. Itll just be 90 minutes of some temple/forest action, with a girl following him around, him finding something and probably a small plane crash or the explosion of a boat involved.

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Not until Zelda or Halo come out will this curse be broken. Until then, the news of this making it to the big screen saddens me.

P.S. Mark Wahlberg? Really? Never seen him play a character with these personality traits, but whatever. What made the character so likable in the game was his charisma and funny quips, good thing Wahlberg has a known surplus of charm and humor.

So, maybe not…

But as I was laying down in bed debating whether I should finish my Ice Smirnoff… I realized that the movies that could have used it the most are the Harry Potter series.

Im not saying the HP movies are good or bad, thats COMPLETELY BESIDES THE POINT. Again, I liked three of the HP movies, hated three. Wont say which ones because it’s not relevant to this article.

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Just think about it, the mysterious and talented puzzling scriptwriting of Mr Nolan, plus the powerful story telling of J.K. Rowling would make one amazing movie, it fits the feel of the Harry Potter books much better then what these guys have done with the movie.

In my opinion, the books where a lot closer to a dark mysterious enigma of a story Nolan would have come up with.

“A wizard that is troubled by the return of the very wizard who killed his family. After raising an army he plots to take over the wizarding world but ironically forever attached to the one boy who lived. Little do they both know that in the end, they are bound together and must only survive if the other one does not live. “

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The books had a great amount of twists and turns, and some serious subjects where touched. I just dont see why it was taken in this direction. Christopher Nolan in my opinion would have made these movies into 7 solid Oscar contending money makers in the same league of awesomeness as Inception.

The movies are good* but im just saying that Nolan would have done a brilliant job with them.

p.s.

No I dont think he should direct every movie ever made. Joke. However, less movies would suck.

So until WB releases the Green Lantern trailer on E.T. this one will have to do: Jame’s most anticipated Los Angeles Alien vs military (like theres other movies that classify under that)

It has a Cloverfield vibe, like: Cloverfield in the POV of the soldiers not the civilians (you know, the way that movie SHOULD have been anyway.) and without the drunken camera man.

So i already showed you all this but its still a pretty big deal i mean, we’re getting this earlier then anybody is. the legit Thor trailer, shits legit.

You gotta click on the picture below to see the trailer, it takes you to their site, go to their site and scroll down a bit, and feast your eyes:

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HA! FUCK YES!

Awesome, so obviously we see the agent from the Iron Man movies from SHIELD. And the trailer is so long it shows the whole movie.

My favorite part is when they show Odin die, and his wife telling Loki “Asgard is yours” and Loki becomes king and then they show him fighting Thor. I jizzed in that scene.

Yeah, not news for you guys- but for me it is!

I bumped into the following concept art for the movie, which frankly looks epic. You decide:

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YES!

Okay so it looks a lot like a mix of Ironman, Transformers and Cloverfield… but thats a great combination and I think it looks phenomenal.

I am game for this if it gets made, i dont know how oficial this movie is, but it looks like its not fan made art. Your thoughts?

Bad grammar in this post, I am typing it fast.

Dear readers and retaliators blog members and staff:

Im getting a bit of a break here so itll be a quick post, ive been working a lot lately (im in the marines, currently in camp Geiger north carolina)

I am so sorry i have not been here often but i am in the school of infantry right now learning how to kill people. I promise you all to make podcasts and write posts as soon as this job will allow me to. Really- i trully apologize for leaving you guys, but i swear its only temporary. I love this site and when im not here im working my ass off in the field (yes, ive been that busy)

Its okay, i love my job, this week we got to shoot the SAW machine gun, Hoorah.

Again, its only temporary- i cross my heart to be fully back to a daily ruitine in this site as soon as I am allowed to.

Much love to you all, James.